my friends requested I put my rage log from playing Okami Saturday while my internet was out up. Basically I was stuck on the scene where mr orange dances to make the big tree bloom and you have to use the bloom brush 5 times in a row successfully. I’m -really- bad with the bloom brush. I was playing the wii version

This is what happens when you leave me game raging without internet apparently. Text documents happen.

read more because it’s long and no one wants to read this unless they’re my crazy friends.

As a final note, don’t worry, this hatred was temporary. I still love the game a lot. I’m about halfway through it at the moment.
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I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE BLOOM BRUSH IS THE MOST PICKY PIECE OFSHIT I CAN’T GET PAST THE KONOHANA SHUFFLE BECAUSE TI KEEPS NTO READING MY BLOOM AND/OR THINKING IM MAKING A FUCKING SUNFFKLDTGKLFGKLSRGZXCDSF FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKTHISFUCKIGNGAMEHOLYFUCKINGSHITANDHEREITHOUGHTIHADTHEHANGOFITWHENIWASMAKIGNTHETREESBLOOCONSISTENTLYINSTEADOFTAKIGN10TRIESPERTREEHOLYSHITIHATEEVERYTHINGRIGHTNOWWHYISTHEMODEMBEINGRETARDEDIJUSTWANTTOTALKTOSOMEONEIAMLITERALLY SOBBING RIGHTNOWTHATISHOWUPSETIAMWITHTHISGAME

I WOULDN’T BE NEARLY AS PISSED/UPSET IF I DIDNT HAVE TO LSITEN TO PEICE FO SHIT CREEPY ASS MR ORANGE MONOLOGUE EACH TIME I FUCKIGN FAILED BEFORE I COULD TRY AGAIN

AND AS IF THAT WASNT BAD ENOUGH AFTER A FEW FAISL ISSUN STARTED ADDING A PEP TALK

WHICH GUESS WHAT

ICAN’T SKIP THAT EITHER

SO LITERALLY MY ATTEMPTS ARE TAKING ABOTU 5% OF THE TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS FUCKING CHERRY TREE SEQUENCE

BECAUSE I CAN’T FUCKIGN SKIP THE SHIT THESE ASSHOLES SPEW EVERY TIME I FAIL

EVERY TIME

WHICH IS A LOT

LIKE I’V EONLY GOTTNE THE FIRST BLOOM ABOUT 1/3RD OF MY TRIES

AND I’VE ONLY GOTTEN THE SECOND ONCE

I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF THE THIRD IS THE LST ONE

BUT I’M LITERALLY

SOBBING

BECAUSE THIS GAME IS PISSING ME OFF

I CAN’T BREATHE OUT OF MY NOSE RIGHT NOW

IF THE MODEM WOULD STOP BEING A CUNT I COULD JSUT GO ONLINE AND COOL MY JET FOR A LITTLE

TAKE A TUMBLR BREAK OR SOMETHING

BUT NO

INSTEAD I’M STUCK IN THIS ENDLESS PISS LOOP OF SHITTY BRUSH RECOGNITION

SOBBING LOUDLY AS SHIT AND SCREAMING BOTH INTERNALLY AND EXTERNALLY

I’M SURPRISED I HAVEN’TBEEN YELLED AT TO KEEP IT DOWN YET

BECAUSE HOLY -SHIT- I HAVE NEVERGAMERAGED THIS HARD IN MY  ENTIRE LIFE

I HAVE NEVERRAGED MYSELF TO REARS

EVER

I MEANT TEARS

FUCK FIXING TYPOS

I CAN’T

BE BOTHERES

WITH THAT SHIT

GOD

FUCKIGNGSDJKFJKASDFJKLASDFJKLASFDAMNIT

I GINALLLY

GOTTHE 

THRID BLSSOKMG

AND

THEER

AWAS

AOTHER

AND

TRUIDFGJHNFARGSJKJK;AGNFGNLFG

DOBBBING

SOBBBING

I

WHGYYYYYYYYYYYY

bno

nO

NONONONONON

ISAS

AON

HE LAST

ONE

FUCK YOU

R ORANGE

WHY CNA’T YOU BE LIKE SUSANO

AND SKIP TO THE LAST PRT IF YOU MAKE IT THAT FAR

FUCK YOU

FUCK YO

FUCK YOU TO HELL

GO DIE I A DITCH YOU FUCKING CREEPY ASS OLD MAN

AND NOW I CNA’T EVEN GET PAST

THE SECOND BLOSSOM

AGAIN

FUC YOU

FUCC THIS GAME

HOLY FUCK

REALLY

FFUCKIN REALLY

I LIEK HWO ON ONE OF THE TIMES WHERE I MANAGED TO SNEAK TWO TRIES IN ONE GO

THEY WERE NEARLY IDENTICAL

BUT IT TOOK THE SECOND ONE

AND NOT THE FIRST ONE

FUCK YOU GAME

FUCK

YOU

OH MAN YOUR CIRCLE IS LIKE 2 PIXELS OFF

BETTER FAIL YOU

FUCK

AND NOW I CNA’T EVEN GET THE FIRST BLOSSOM TO BLOOM ANYMORE

FUCK THIS AME

FHOLY SHTI

why am i PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF GETTING THE FINAL BLOOM JESUS I’VE REACHED IT LIKE 4 TIMES NOW GAME HAVE MERCY PLEASE

ALSO STOP THINKIGN I’M DRAWING A SUN ON THE SECOND BLOSSOM YOU PIECE OF SHIT WHY ARE THERE TWO BRUSH STROKES TRIGGERED BY THE SAME SHAPE ANYWAY THAT’S JUST RETARDED

MAN THIS SEQUENCE IS DESIGNED SPCIFICALLY FOR BLOOM

BUT LET’S MAKE IT POSSIBLE TO MAKE A SUN ANYWAY

JUST TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE

HAHAHAHAHAHA

REALLY FUNNY

FUCK EVERYTHING

I’M SURPRISED I HAVNE’T QUIT YET

H WAIT I KNOW WHY I HVENT

BECAUSE MY OPTIONS ARE THIS OR SIMS

AND I DON’T FEEL/ LIKE PLAYING SIMS

BUT IT’S LOOKING REALL TEMPTING NOW

EVEN THOGUH I PREFER PLYING SIMS WHILE ON CALL SO I CAN AMUSE PEOPLE WITH ANNOUNCEMENTS OF THE FUMB SHITTHAT KEEPS HAPENING

AND AT LEAST SIMS IS LITERALLY INCAPABLE OF CAUSING RAGE

BECAUSE THERE IS NO GOAL

IT’S A SANDBOX GAME

JESUS CRIST FINALLY

it’s not like iwas at that for over an hour

then reloaded and ran aroudn killing stuff for over half hour as a breka

before coming back and taking another 20 minutes to do that

or anything

jesus fuck

why